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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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