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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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