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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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