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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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