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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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