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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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