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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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