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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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