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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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