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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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