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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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