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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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