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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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