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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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