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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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