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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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