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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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