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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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