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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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