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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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