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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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