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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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