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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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