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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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