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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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