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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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