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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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