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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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