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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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