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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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