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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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