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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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