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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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