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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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