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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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