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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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