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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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