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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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