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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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