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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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