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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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