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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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