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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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