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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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