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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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