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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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