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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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