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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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