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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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