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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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