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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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