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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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