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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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