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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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