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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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