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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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